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A pet grooming company that, for reasons nobody here can fully explain, runs entirely on the blockchain. Search the ledger by pet, household, groom hash, or block height. Records cannot be amended, redacted, or removed. This is the product.
MISSION “Every coat, recorded once, kept always.”
Streaming from the public mempool. Four confirmations to finality.
Other groomers write your dog's name on a clipboard. We spent four million dollars building something worse.
We write your dog's haircut onto the blockchain, permanently. It can never be deleted. Not by you, not by us, not by your dog.
Earn $FLUF tokens every time you brush your pet. $FLUF can be spent on brushing. We are still working out the rest of the economy.
An extremely expensive artificial intelligence chooses between the oatmeal one and the coconut one. It almost always picks coconut.
Forty-nine dollars a month. Cancel any time, in the sense that there is a button, and the button exists.
A digital certificate proving your cat was, briefly, clean. It is worth nothing and costs extra. Very popular.
Weekly graphs of your pet's Fluff Velocity and Tail Wag Score, emailed to you every Monday, unread by everyone.
Our customers are trusting us with a permanent record of their pet. We take the permanent part extremely seriously.
Grooming records are retained for the life of the pet, the life of the owner, and thereafter. Deletion requests are received, acknowledged, and filed alongside the record they concern.
Independently audited every year since 2021 by an auditor who is a wholly owned subsidiary. No findings have ever been raised, which the auditor considers a strong result.
All groomers are certified. Certification is issued by us, assessed by us, and revoked by us, and has never been revoked.
Records are stored on the ledger and therefore everywhere at once. Customers requesting regional residency are advised that their region is included.
Simple, transparent, and per pet. All plans include the permanent record, which is not optional and is the product.
One pet. Monthly groom, full record, and weekly Fluff Velocity charts. Cancel any time; the record continues.
Up to four pets, shared $FLUF balance, and priority booking. Our most popular plan among households of one pet.
For groomers, breeders, and shelters. Volume record-writing, staff accounts, and a dedicated representative who lives on campus.
For pets who are no longer with us but whose records are. No grooming is performed. The record is maintained in perpetuity, as it would have been regardless.
Every one of these pets is now permanently on the internet. They did not consent, but they did get a treat.
