★  A VGRIZ Industries Company  ·  For the good of the people ★
CHAIN ONLINE · height 8,214,067 · avg block 3.8s GROOMING HOLDINGS · public ledger · mainnet

Every good boy deserves a blockchain.

A pet grooming company that, for reasons nobody here can fully explain, runs entirely on the blockchain. Search the ledger by pet, household, groom hash, or block height. Records cannot be amended, redacted, or removed. This is the product.

MISSION  “Every coat, recorded once, kept always.”

14.2MBaths, permanently recorded
99.99%Of dogs remain unaware
3.8sTo process one bath
$FLUFOur made-up money

Latest blocks

Streaming from the public mempool. Four confirmations to finality.

Ordinary dog washing, made needlessly complicated.

Other groomers write your dog's name on a clipboard. We spent four million dollars building something worse.

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Haircuts, Recorded Forever

We write your dog's haircut onto the blockchain, permanently. It can never be deleted. Not by you, not by us, not by your dog.

Get Paid to Brush

Earn $FLUF tokens every time you brush your pet. $FLUF can be spent on brushing. We are still working out the rest of the economy.

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The Computer Picks the Shampoo

An extremely expensive artificial intelligence chooses between the oatmeal one and the coconut one. It almost always picks coconut.

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Grooming, But a Subscription

Forty-nine dollars a month. Cancel any time, in the sense that there is a button, and the button exists.

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Certificate of Fluffiness

A digital certificate proving your cat was, briefly, clean. It is worth nothing and costs extra. Very popular.

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Charts Nobody Asked For

Weekly graphs of your pet's Fluff Velocity and Tail Wag Score, emailed to you every Monday, unread by everyone.

Trust & compliance.

Our customers are trusting us with a permanent record of their pet. We take the permanent part extremely seriously.

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Data retention

Grooming records are retained for the life of the pet, the life of the owner, and thereafter. Deletion requests are received, acknowledged, and filed alongside the record they concern.

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Audits

Independently audited every year since 2021 by an auditor who is a wholly owned subsidiary. No findings have ever been raised, which the auditor considers a strong result.

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Animal welfare

All groomers are certified. Certification is issued by us, assessed by us, and revoked by us, and has never been revoked.

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Data residency

Records are stored on the ledger and therefore everywhere at once. Customers requesting regional residency are advised that their region is included.

Pricing.

Simple, transparent, and per pet. All plans include the permanent record, which is not optional and is the product.

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Companion — $19/mo

One pet. Monthly groom, full record, and weekly Fluff Velocity charts. Cancel any time; the record continues.

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Household — $49/mo

Up to four pets, shared $FLUF balance, and priority booking. Our most popular plan among households of one pet.

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Kennel — from $400/mo

For groomers, breeders, and shelters. Volume record-writing, staff accounts, and a dedicated representative who lives on campus.

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Legacy — enquire

For pets who are no longer with us but whose records are. No grooming is performed. The record is maintained in perpetuity, as it would have been regardless.

Recently washed.

Every one of these pets is now permanently on the internet. They did not consent, but they did get a treat.